~ Bitches Aloud

jankyass:

i’ve had to do the grocery shopping lately and I met a cute boy who works in the deli section who i’m 75% sure enjoys man ass on his down time, but i’ve had no reason to buy any deli meats lately so I tried coming up with an excuse to see him and I came up with the line “I’d like a pound of your hardest meat” while I was in the cereal aisle and I nearly peed myself and I didn’t even bother going to the deli section because I was just so satisfied in me at that moment.

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